This is a Chart

CHART
chart

This is a chart. It is only a chart. This has been a chart
of the Emergency Broadchart System. In the event that this
had been an actual chart you would have been informed of where
to look in your area for the corresponding chart.
My chart goes out to you.
Never look a chart in the eyes.
I left my chart in San Francisco.
The most wonderful thing about charts is that charts are
wonderful things. Their tops are made out of drafting
tables. Their bottoms are made out of slings.

That's enough! There will be no more charts for you
tonight! You've messed up your last chart

This is a chart